Dentist jokes are always a good way to brighten someone’s day. If you’re looking for a joke to make your dentist laugh, we’ve got you covered. Share one of our top 15 dentist jokes. We hope we make you smile!
1. What do you call a dentist that doesn’t like tea? Denis
2. What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque.
3. What did the 90-year-old say to his great-grandson? I miss the days of being your age when my teeth were in my mouth 24/7!
4. What’s a dentist’s favorite dinosaur? A Flossiraptor
5. What did the dentist see at the North Pole? A molar bear
6. Why did the deer need braces? He had buck teeth.
7. What do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth.
8. How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to administer the anesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
9. A patient asked the dentist if it wasn’t nasty to spend the day with the hands in someone’s mouth. The dentist answered, “I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.”
10. I’ve no idea why people hate going to the dentist so much. In my opinion, it can be very refilling.
11. Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist’s window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
12. What did the dentist who didn’t get a second date say? “I’ve loved and I’ve flossed.”
13. Why did the yellow tooth not find the white tooth’s jokes funny? Because he was already dead inside.
14. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes, who? “Dishes how I talk since I lost my teeth!“
15. What did the dentist say to Tiger Woods? “You have a hole in one.“
We hope you enjoyed reading these jokes. We know some people may have fears when it comes to the dentist. We provide an inviting and comfortable place for all of our patients. You are family to us. We will take care of your dental needs and exceed your expectations. Contact us today to schedule an honest appointment with our trusted dentist.